How our figures are made
Where the measurements come from
Every assembled size, mattress size, drawer count, colour and load figure on a page belongs to that exact piece. We carry nothing over from a similar model in the same department, and we round nothing to make a table look tidier. Where a piece never stated a figure, its table simply has no line for it. That is why one bunk bed page shows a weight capacity and the next one does not.
How the descriptions are written
We read the published specification of a piece for facts, then write its page in our own words. A material is named only where the specification names it, and a line saying a frame needs no box spring is never read as a frame that has one. It sounds obvious until you meet a bed described as solid wood because its specification mentions a wood-look finish on the headboard.
Prices
Every price carries the date of the update that set it. The current set was updated 25 September 2026. Two rules govern them:
- If a piece cannot be ordered, we show no price at all. Not a stale one, not an estimate. The piece comes off the range, page and all, and returns when its price does.
- A figure that jumps implausibly between updates is rejected and the previous one kept, rather than published.
Of 145 items, 145 carried a price at the last update and 0 did not.
What we will not publish
- Ratings and review counts. We have no verified figures to publish, so we publish none and guess at nothing.
- Photography we cannot show honestly. Most of our photography tops out at 500 pixels square. We display it at or below its own size rather than blowing it up into something soft, and that is the reason this site leans on colour and type where a furniture shop with a studio budget would reach for a full-width photograph.
- Anything the specification does not state. Where a fact was never published for a piece, it does not go on that piece's page, and we do not invent one to fill the space.
Safety and health pages
Some pages touch a child falling from an upper bunk, a chest tipping over, a frame carrying more than it should. Those carry a standing notice: information, not advice. They quote published guidance from national bodies rather than paraphrase it. We open and read every source before citing it, and the date of that reading sits next to the link. The full list is here.
